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HAPPY Mud-Slingin' BIRTHDAY SONG-Country

Happy Birthday!
We'll celebrate this special date!
Here's to our Bud! Now let's sling some mud!
On your Happy, Happy Birthday!

On the day that you were born
The dinosaurs became extinct
You're just about as old as dirt
Too many years to count, I think

You're old as the constellations shining bright
Your marbles all got lost,
No teeth are left to floss!

Coronas flared,
Good men could swear,
Grizzlies grew hair on your
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!
We'll celebrate this special date!
Here's to our Bud! Now let's sling some more mud!
On your Happy Birthday!

There can never be enough cold beer,
Pork rinds and wine to toast and cheer
So we dip our chips and raise our glass
To you, Old Pal, we'll roast your…ham?

May this raucous night never end
Though candles melted your cake,
You're still our oldest friend

And when you wake
Your head might ache
Poor pitiful sake, you've had a
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!
We'll celebrate this special date!
Here's to our Bud! Now we've slung some mud!
On your Happy Birthday!

(Spoken words on fade out)
Ya know we coulda maybe roasted his turkey
Ya know instead of ham
Or is he into that pink Tofu junk?
Ya know he's started wearin' them sandals
Instead of his boots now and then.
My God, ya ever seen him in his shorts?
Never seen such legs! And his feet, Oh Lordy! Such a stink….